finally confident enough to wear leggings. that’s as far as the confidence goes, though. • selfportraits, iphone 4s.
Lets be honest here: while a Canadian summer (at least where I live, in Ontario) can get to over 120°F, in the winter, we have BELOW ZERO temperatures (at least, -15°C consistently). That’s fucking cold, bro.
So us Canadians have a whole system against this cold weather shit we beg for during the summer and dread the rest of the year. I’ve even illustrated it for you non-readers out there.
HOW TO STAY WARM DURING A CANADIAN WINTER:
I. Get the warmest ‘comfy pants’ you own (pj pants are preferable) and tuck them into your socks. This keeps cold air from going up your pants and freezing the fuck out of your poor legs.
II. Get the biggest, warmest pants you own and put them on over the PJ pants. Layers people. THEY ARE YOUR FRIEND. Who cares if it looks like you have sausage legs - YER WARM. THE TRENDOIDS IN THEIR RIPPED DRAINPIPES ARE NOT.
III. Hoodies. Lots of them. In fact, three or more is preferable. If you aren’t sweating by this part, YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH LAYERS ON.
IV. Yer parka, complete with fake fur (or real if you like wearing animals) inner lining, and a huge hood with fake fur lining and fake fur on the outside. This will keep you warmer than a furnace. Guaranteed.
V. Not pictured: gloves, socks (wearing two pairs), and the essentials I seem to have never owned: a beanie, ear muffs and a scarf.
PS; FEET.
